Issued USGI E-Tool/Folding Shovel

Designed to withstand foreign deployment alongside the bottom %10 of your class, these E-tools proudly served their country, and now they're ready to serve your oddly hyperfixated needs.

With a weight of about 2 pounds and a standard length of exactly two Subway foot longs, these are the most tiresome way to fuck up your mom's yard. 

Specs: 

• 6" wide shovel
• Length of ~23"
• Authentic USGI surplus